Category Archives: Movies

Hellraiser: Revelations

Dear Dimension films, For the last few years you’ve been trying to get a Hellraiser remake made. You won over the doubtful fanbase with a couple of annoucements – ie. who would be directing, the fact that Clive Barker himself was on board and loved the script that the writing directing team Alexandre Bustillo and [...]

Spider-Man: The Reboot

Dear Sony/Columbia Pictures, So a Spider-Man reboot eh? I thought you said that Spider-Man would be a James Bond-esque franchise that could go on forever and ever? So after sticking your nose in with Spider-Man 3 and playing a big part in it being the greatest Spider-Man movie ever, you promised Sam Raimi creative control [...]

TMNT 2012

Dear Paramount Pictures, As you now own the rights to produce and and all future Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies (and are working on one as I type this, due to be released in 2012.) I thought I would write you this helpful little letter. For some reason you have chosen Platinum Dunes (the company [...]